P5. I told you they look alike.

Can atheists get life insurance for acts of God?

P4. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others

P3. You have to be careful with your money these days.

*Why do you have to put your two cents in, but it's only "a penny for your thoughts?" What happens to the extra penny?

P2. The only difference between

men and boys...
is the price of their toys.

PS. Julia and I had lots of fun with these toys too.

P1. Auction wrap up. What will you bring?

My wife recently came home from shopping with an escalator. She'll buy anything marked down!

Buy one, get one flea.

Who put that title up? Focus on cute. It sales.

Having trouble deciding if you should go the the reunion?

He put lipstick on his forehead to help him make up his mind. This could work for you, and please take a picture for the rest of us.