P.73 Security was tight, creative and colorful...

*Headline: "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ….Cops have nothing to go on."

P.72 Adults .. How boring.

What the kids are learning while the adults are "just talking"

Today's CleanLaugh - "Kid Wisdom"

*Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.
*Stay away from prunes.
*Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
*If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
*Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
*Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
*When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.

P.71 Guess Who

-Two snowmen were standing in a field when one says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"

-Q. What do you call an instruction manual for ventriloquists? A. Dummies for dummies

-Headline: "The funeral business has launched a national effort to boost repeat business." Night of the living dead remake?

-Headline: "Major route will close for 40 days in August." Must be a big repair.

P.70 Clare Sutton: open minded to a limit....

*Keeping an open mind is important but not so open your brain falls out.

P.69 Dale & Lola Sutton

*Before they go out hunting for food, the lion says to his friends, "Let us prey."
*"It's not an optical illusion - it just looks like one."

P.68 Random picture

A message on the outdoor bulletin board: "Lord give me patience … and make it snappy."p

P.67 Click for a Glick

Karen and Del
-"A hair in the head is worth two in the brush."
-"Only one shopping day left until tomorrow."