Tuesday, July 17, 2007

P.66 THANKS to the cooks. We appreciate it.

This is one of the advanced cameras that can, in addition to zooming, unzoom and you can actually take a picture of yourself taking a picture. You buy them with bridges.

ADVICE FOR LIFE
-- Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
-- Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

P.65 Paige

If Paige married and had a daughter and that daughter had two daughters what relation would I be to the second daughter of the second daughter?

ADVICE FOR LIFE
-- Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

P.64 Wilda is what relation to Julia?

I have not counted the decendants of Lesley & Maude but it is a bunch. How many decendents are there of Wilda and Louis? Try it first then scroll (If you don't attempt it your hair will fall out-- check the comb if you don't believe) for the answer below:













5 living children, 3 dead 4 married (5 divorces) 9 grandchildren (2 dead) 2 married, 1 divorced 5 great great grandchildren These figures do not include the children that have come into the family by marring to someone who already has children. You figure - it is too complicated for me Don't miss the pun further below:




BOO! Scared you didn't I !!!!1 :)
*Before they go out hunting for food, the lion says to his friends, "Let us prey."

P.63 Joe, Says, "To be objective, you should see things from many angles."

What relation is Joe to me? To Willa? To Roy? See answer below- AFTER YOU PONDER- NO NON-PONDERING CHEATERS.

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."









Joe is a cousin to all of the mentioned. Look on your decendancy chart - all of the number 3's are first cousins. That means that your Uncle Clair is also my Uncle Clair and Willa's, and also all of the number 3's

P.62 Scott, Lindy, Mo and Marc from ....

--> Westminster, Colorado. Lindy is Willa's son.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

P.61 (from left) Kai, Chad, Kathy, and Eben - Melvin's son and family from Co.

(from left) Kai, Chad, Kathy, and Eben - Melvin's son and family from Co.

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

P.60 Cathy & Melvin - Willa's oldest son and wife from Co.


Why is it called building when it is already built?