P.75 Jump!!! ... No thanks...

-Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Bumper sticker: I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

P.74 Jump!

She could not beat her computer at chess yet, so adapting some sage advice (If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing) she invited the computer to the swimming pool. ;0

P.73 Security was tight, creative and colorful...

*Headline: "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ….Cops have nothing to go on."

P.72 Adults .. How boring.

What the kids are learning while the adults are "just talking"

Today's CleanLaugh - "Kid Wisdom"

*Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.
*Stay away from prunes.
*Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
*If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
*Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
*Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
*When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.

P.71 Guess Who

-Two snowmen were standing in a field when one says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"

-Q. What do you call an instruction manual for ventriloquists? A. Dummies for dummies

-Headline: "The funeral business has launched a national effort to boost repeat business." Night of the living dead remake?

-Headline: "Major route will close for 40 days in August." Must be a big repair.

P.70 Clare Sutton: open minded to a limit....

*Keeping an open mind is important but not so open your brain falls out.

P.69 Dale & Lola Sutton

*Before they go out hunting for food, the lion says to his friends, "Let us prey."
*"It's not an optical illusion - it just looks like one."

P.68 Random picture

A message on the outdoor bulletin board: "Lord give me patience … and make it snappy."p

P.67 Click for a Glick

Karen and Del
-"A hair in the head is worth two in the brush."
-"Only one shopping day left until tomorrow."