P.71 Guess Who

-Two snowmen were standing in a field when one says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"

-Q. What do you call an instruction manual for ventriloquists? A. Dummies for dummies

-Headline: "The funeral business has launched a national effort to boost repeat business." Night of the living dead remake?

-Headline: "Major route will close for 40 days in August." Must be a big repair.